Me: Devon, come here I need to change your poopy booty (yes, he still wears diapers, he has NO desire to go in the potty. I have a 7 month old, so I have NO desire to play his games...he'll do it someday)
Devon: Alright, Alright.....(he saunters along, playing with toys)
Me: Devon, what are you doing? come here please!
Devon (walking to me as an almost 3 year old, but talking like a 16 year old): why you so worry 'bout me for?
Me: Jake do you need to go poop (it really is all about poop at our house)?
Me: Jake, you need to go, why don't you go?
Jake: The poop is trying to control me! I don't like it to control me!
This morning, Callie was fussing in her room during her morning nap, and let out a very loud shreek.
Jake: That was LOUD! I think she must be turning into something! like a monster